From mfdanka@kpmg.com.sa Wed May 12 10:48:18 2004 Return-Path: Delivered-To: 66-khawar@atrc.net.pk Received: from atrc.net.pk [195.50.105.188] by localhost with POP3 (fetchmail-6.2.0) for root@localhost (single-drop); Wed, 12 May 2004 10:48:18 +0600 (PKST) Received: (qmail 26635 invoked from network); 10 May 2004 13:30:43 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO sajedexc01.kpmg.com.sa) (212.100.208.68) by eddie.34sp.com with SMTP; 10 May 2004 13:30:43 -0000 Received: by SAJEDEXC01 with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) id ; Mon, 10 May 2004 16:31:52 +0300 Message-ID: From: Muhammad Faisal R Danka To: masabzwari@yahoo.com, khawar@atrc.net.pk, asad_rehman@hotmail.com, sales@cerebrumtech.com, adnan@aekpani.net Subject: Some Facts Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 15:40:13 +0300 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Evolution-Source: mbox:/var/spool/mail/khawar Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have >produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly >seems worth it) > >A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a >pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?) > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still >can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at >work?) > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. >(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute >orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than >left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the >difference?) > >The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own >weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. >(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this >research??) > >Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they >find out, ask them?) > >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the >bottom of the pond?) > >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human >jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you >imagine?? And why pigs?) > >A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves >to death. (Creepy) (You've got to wonder about the sick sadist who >found this out.) > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached >to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head >off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a >break there...) > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want >to be a pig...quality over quantity) > >Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez) (That's almost as bad >as catfish) > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like >that.) > >Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.) >(After reading all these, all I can say is.......Lucky Pigs.) :) Muhammad Faisal Rauf Danka, CISA, CISM, CISSP ___________________________________________ Information Risk Management KPMG Al Fozan & Bannaga OFC Complex Al Ahsa Street, Malaz P.O. Box 92876, Riyadh 11663 Kingdom of Saudi Arabia Tel: +966 (1) 291-4350 Fax: +966 (1) 291-4351 Email: mfdanka@kpmg.com.sa **************************************************************************** E-mail Disclaimer The information in this e-mail is confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or any action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it is prohibited and may be unlawful. Any opinions or advice contained in this e-mail are subject to the terms and conditions expressed in the governing KPMG client engagement letter. ****************************************************************************